Q:  What is the best temperature for effective         cleansing?

A:  It depends on what you are comfortable with.  The warmer the water the more effective the cleansing.  However you do not want water that is hot.  A good guage is that if it feels warm to the touch it will feel a lot warmer on your bottom since this area is more sensitive.

Sometimes cold water is nice especially if you have a hemorrhoid which is a painful swelling of a vein in the region of the anus-- cold water tends to reduce swelling.  Cold water also is nice if it is a hot day.

Q:  Can I add a medication to the water, for example hydrogen peroxide or vinagar or a little mild soap?

A:  Any doctor reccomended rinse is OK. Water is a great solvent it has a surface tension (when surface is exposed the molecules tend to stick together) if you want to decrease this you can add a drop of Dawn (a mild dishwashing soap) and this will get the tougher jobs or "events" cleaned up more effectively.  You may wish to double rinse with pure water. All you need is a drop. One customer said she used sparkling water once and it worked great.

Q: How easy is it to use?

A:  Effective simplicity was our goal. It takes about 10 seconds to fill the unit. You have to change your usual habit and remember to fill it up before you go to the toilet so it is ready when  you are. Our users

report that it is much faster than trying to wipe, wipe, wipe until you "feel clean".  You don't wash your face with toilet paper or clean your teeth with

it.

Q:  Where is the QLav unit made?

A:  100% Made in the USA.

Q:  How durable is the QLav? 

A: It is unbreakable virgin medical grade LDPE and HDPE (Nozzles), with silcone seals.  Keep out of sunlight and freezing temperatures and it should last indefinitely. It has yet to be determined but I have been using one for over 10 years and it works perfectly.

Q:  I'm big and take up the whole toilet seat and have arthritis  in my hands that is painfull. Can I use one?

A:  You are probably better off getting a $1,500.00

automatic toilet seat. 

Q: I've heard that toilet paper has Dioxin in it can I eat toilet paper?  For my fiber intake?

A:  Well, I supose you could eat anything we do not recommend eating toilet paper? We would like you to use less TP for your own well being. If you would like to get more information on toilet paper do a web search Dioxin-toilet Paper.

Q:  Do you QLav guys have a sense of humor, are you OCD. Do more women buy the product than men?

A: No, we are humorless aliens from Uranus. We just like a clean and fresh feeling and hope not to get anal rectal disorders. But we are not obsessive or compulsive.. Women vs men?  Well it is about even.  If you do not clean up your act we will have to invade your planet.

Q: Do liberals or conservatives like The QLav?

A: This is not a political issue but several have been purchased in the Washington DC area. Look up the Bill Clinton Toilet Paper protocol. Google or Bing it.

Q: Can't I get a computor or a smart phone to clean my rear end?

A: Sure, why not!

Q: Is the human race going to survive?

A: If everyone uses The QLav the chances are better.

Q: Do you need a high IQ to use The QLav?

A: It helps but if you are a moron use your Smart phone.

Q: I want to buy one for my girlfriend but I think she may take it the wrong way?

A: Take her to Paris and stay at a hotel with a bidet, ask her what it is(pretend you are stupid) and  if she likes being clean and fresh... give her a QLav with a red ribbon and a heart.If she makes it the butt of jokes or inerendos get a new girlfriend.